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HOBBIES AND INTERESTS
| Interests: Good rock music, classical piano, violin, cello. Horror movies--the bloodier the better. |
| Profession: Goddess, Vampire, Queen of the Night |
| Favorite Movies: Queen of the Damned |
| Favorite Foods: Blood, yours. |
| Pets: 2 Dobermans, 1 Rottweiler, a snake, 2 horses, and you. |
| Crazy Adventures: I fly at night, swoop on my prey and devour them. Isn't that crazy enough for you? |
| Desired Location: I can live anywhere. It doesn't matter. |
| Talents: Stepping on your balls and making you SUBMIT. |
| Perfect Mate: Another vampire. My equal. I haven't found one yet that can handle Me. |
| Perfect Date: Seeing the sun once again. |
| Turn Ons: Suits, ties. Perfection. Money. |
| Turn Offs: Rappers. Bling. Gangsters. Scumbags. Be dressed and appropriate. Stop killing my dinner! |
| Best Qualities: I'm a Vampire. You are merely human. Every mortal should know a Vampire to worship. |
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MY SEX SHOP
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Worship Your Queen!
Too afraid to call and speak to your Queen? Tithe to your Goddess.
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VAMPIRE! SEDUCED, TEASED, AND DENIED
As a Vampire, I LOVE toying with my prey. You're so easy to manipulate and mind control...
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Your Wife Cuckolds You With a Vampire
Not only am I going to turn your wife into a vampire, but my friend and I are going to ...
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