JensenTakesAll
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Gender Female
I Prefer Guys
Race White
Body Type Lean
Cup Size B
Hair Shaved
Eyes Blue
Weight 120
Height 5' 7"
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What do you say to a girl that you KNOW could never want you for just little cock-brained you? Not much. I'll do most of the talking, you just shut up and try not to touch that skin tag made of lack that you call a dick. I’m Jensen. Goy-faced, JAP tastes I like Matthew Hemerlein and Dengue Fever a lot right now. I think Jonah Hill has to be fat or he's just not so funny. People who drink Coke out of cans and rub their coke on their gums annoy me a lot, always. Oh and I love wearing those cameltoe-inducing cotton leggings with nothing underneath around older guys who wouldn't know what to do with me even if I stripped down and rode their faces all the way to Muléh. My Dad's friends are the easiest. It's like I can see inside their heads and it's just one long ticker scrolling:"Decorum or destruction? Decorum or Destruction? Decorum or Destruction?" So now that I've done all the talking, I'll let you have one word. Which one are you in for? Decorum or Destruction?
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HOBBIES AND INTERESTS
Interests: My mom taught Me that everything that's worth anything is only 6 degrees of seperation from a Visa or an awesome vista. So true!! Everything I really like goes back to one of those.
Profession: Vacationing Student/Search Engine Marketing Intern
Favorite Movies: Hard Candy, Jawbreaker, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, The red balloon, Fish Tank,The Ossuary and Other Tales,
Favorite Foods: Chinese, blue steak, Lorina Blood Orange French Soda
Pets: That would be you and your jizz-marinated brain! :)
Desired Location: Marbella, Spain
Talents: Keeping your balls heavy, your mind twisted and your wallet light!!
Perfect Mate: Mate? As in one guy? Ummm no. Why should I settle for just one?
Perfect Date: See what I put for interests? Yeah, that.
Turn Ons: Rugby players, putting an old perv an a rent to own cum schedule, ruined orgasm faces, twink sissies in lace trimmed anklets and saddle oxfords...soooo cute!
Turn Offs: tiny dicks, tiny brains, tiny wallets.
Best Qualities: I'm better than you'll ever be. I'm better than anyone you've ever had or will have. I'll totally overhaul that sad,boring, non-existant situation you call a sex life. What's not to love?
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